The Ten Best Movies on Netflix Instant (My Version)

Despite the title, my list doesn’t pretend to be a “best of” list. It’s just a list of some of my favorite movies on Netflix Instant:

8 1/2 (1963)

I can’t say that this, or any other movie is, “the best movie ever made,” but I can’t say that there exists a better movie than 8 1/2.  …

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5 Things I Hate (in no particular order)

1-Sugar Ray- Every Morning [youtube=] I can’t decide if I hate Mark McGrath’s douche face or this song more.  (So what if I’m 10 years late to the Sugar Ray hatin’ party…so what?)



Specifically, I hate how every Mormon girl seems to think that “chevrons are so cute”.  …

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Let’s discuss the Syndrome

Remember the show The Magic School Bus? This may jog your memory:


Lily Tomlin voiced the ginger teacher, Ms. Fizzle. She and her magical bus took a class (it should be noted: a class as multi-ethnic as the Magic School Bus one could only have been created by PBS) of children to the most wild, unfathomable adventures.…

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Bullying is a Choice

A favorite past time of mine is bullying. I’m really good at it, but now that I’m older, I’m picky about the people I bully.  As a rule, I only push around the strong (eg the popular, the wealthy, the powerful, the healthy, the CEO’s, etc).…

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My Opening Narration

I hate when movies have opening narrations.  I find it lazy, exorbitant, and mostly just insulting to the audience’s intelligence.  Just read this one from the classic film Troy:

“Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity and so we ask ourselves: Will our actions echo across the centuries?…

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